We are Ted and Brad. We are freshman in Washington University's School
of Enigineering. We are also bad-asses. We like cool stuff. Oh, did we
mention that we're bad-asses?

Stuff about Ted: I'm actually more of a wierdass than a badass, but
this page was my idea so I can do whatever I want. Many people know me
for my silly pants and frequently changing hair color. Other people
know me for being the drummer in a STL ska band called Orange Tree.
The motto I live by is: "Shit happens."

Stuff about Brad: I'm the real badass of our little duo. Many people
know me for playing football for the Wash. U. Bears. Other people
know me because they suck and I kicked their wussy asses. The motto I
live by is: "Fight first. Apologize later."

Sorry this is page is so retarded, but we're just getting started. I [Ted] have 
already learned so much. One important thing I learned is NEVER USE 
QUICKPAGE BUILDER!!! Come back because I'll be constantly making 
changes. Thank you. You also suck. Wanna fight? Just remember: WE ARE
BAD-ASSES!!!